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Admit It T-Shirt

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Pay To Suffer T-Shirt

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Don't Fart T-Shirt

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Arthritic And Athletic T-Shirt

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Tell Me I'm Pretty T-Shirt

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I Prefer Dumbbells T-Shirt

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Poor Life Choices T-Shirt

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Gym T-Shirt

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I Move Better Without Hair T-Shirt

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Muscle Is An Insurance T-Shirt

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It's Gangster T-Shirt

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Muscles Don't Know Age T-Shirt

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I Lift Weights And Curse A Lot T-Shirt

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The Only Bad Workout T-Shirt

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I Workout And Say Fu*k A Lot T-Shirt

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FAQs

When will I receive my order?

We process and ship most orders within 2–3 business days. Once your order ships, delivery usually takes 2-5 business days, depending on your location.

You'll receive a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.

What is your return/exchange policy?

Because each shirt is made to order, we encourage you to review our Size Guide before purchasing. If there’s ever an issue with your order — whether it’s sizing, quality, or something unexpected — please reach out to us. We’ll do everything we can to make sure you’re happy with your purchase.

How do I know what size to order?

Each product page includes a Size Guide. For best results, measure a shirt you already own and compare it to our chart.

What if my product arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect?

We’ll replace it at no cost. Email support@astralifts.com within 7 days of delivery with:

  1. Your order number
  2. A clear photo of the item
  3. A short description of the issue
Do I need a discount code for promotions?

No — discounts are applied automatically.

  • Bundle Discount: Add items to your cart to see the savings.
  • Free Shipping: Automatically applied on orders of 3+ items.

You can enter any other valid promo codes at checkout.

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